Yesterday, I got my pass to carry a gun under my clothes. I went to the nearby gun shop today to buy a Colt 9mm pistol to protect myself and my home. The teller told me to “strip down and face me” when I was ready to pay for the gun and guns. I did exactly what she told me to do, making a note in my mind to complain to the government about gun control nuts acting out of control.

As soon as the crazy screaming and alarms stopped. I learned that she was talking about how to put my credit card in the reader! It took me a while to get my pants back on this time. I don’t get angry very often as an older person.

I’ve been told to shop somewhere else next time. They need to be more clear about what they want adults to do. I still don’t think I looked that bad! I just need to put on my clothes more often.