This man never expected his wife to write him a letter like this… Excessive alcohol consumption is harmful. In fact, when most people get drunk, they frequently behave erratically and forget most of what they did while intoxicated. The following story is about Jack, a married guy who was so inebriated that he forgot what happened the night before. Jack had a black eye when he awoke. He was expecting difficulty with his wife, but the exact reverse occurred. Why? Read the entire thing to see for yourself.
After a night of partying with the boys, Jack awakens with a severe hangover. He had no idea how he got home from the party. “Oh, damn,” he muses, wondering whether he did something wrong the night before. Jack had to push himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw on the nightstand is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water. Jack sits up and notices his clean and pressed clothes in front of him.
He takes the aspirins, then cringes when he looks in the bathroom mirror and sees a massive black eye glaring back at him. Then he discovers a note scribbled in red with little hearts and a lipstick kiss mark from his wife hanging on the corner of the mirror: “Dear husband, last night you came home drunk and made a huge racket.” But don’t be concerned! Breakfast is cooking on the stove. I left early to go grocery shopping for your favorite dinner today. I adore you, sweetheart!
Love, Jillian” He staggers into the kitchen, where fresh breakfast, scalding hot coffee, and the morning newspaper are all waiting for him. His son is also eating at the table. “Son…” Jack inquires. “Can you tell me what happened last night?” The truth has been revealed. “Well, you got home after three a.m., drunk and out of your mind.” You threw up in the hallway and got that black eye when you rushed into the door after falling over the coffee table and breaking it.”
“So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and why is there breakfast on the table waiting for me?” he asks his kid, perplexed. “Oh THAT!” says his son. When Mom brought you to your bedroom and started to remove your pants, you cried, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!’ ‘I got married!'” Jack was so relieved that he burst into tears!