70-Year-Old Widow Places Newspaper Ad Looking for New Husband, Which Goes Viral

When you’ve been alone for a while, it can feel strange and scary to put yourself out there and meet potential companions. The most important point, of course, is to avoid making quick judgments about others and to always be open to listening to them out. As a result, I’ve decided to tell you about a recent amusing story I read. Specifically, a widow in her 70s looking for a new husband through a newspaper ad.

Old woman in poverty sitting on street

The doorbell rang one day when she was at home. Nonetheless, she had no idea who would be on the other side. Read the entire funny joke below, and make sure to stick with it until the punchline. She advertised in the local newspaper, saying: “Wanted! Husband!” Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. Please submit your applications in person.

The doorbell rang the next day, and she answered it. She was shocked to discover an elderly man in a wheelchair when she opened the door. He was missing both limbs. “You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” widow inquired, “I can’t believe it, you don’t have any legs!” With a grin on his face, the old man said, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!” Saying, “You don’t have any arms either!” “She snorted.”

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