A man takes a seat at the bar and orders drink after drink. “Is everything okay, pal?” inquires the bartender. “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she isn’t talked to me for a month!” The bartender, attempting to put a good spin on things, says, “Well, maybe that’s a good thing.” “How about some peace and quiet?” “Yeah. However, today is the last day.A man visits a friend’s house, rings the doorbell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Tony home?”

“No, he went to the store.” “Well, do you mind if I wait?” “No, come in.” They take a seat, and the friend says “You know, Nora, you have the most beautiful melons I’ve ever seen.” If I could just see one, I’d pay you a hundred dollars.” Nora considers this for a moment and decides that a hundred dollars is nothing. She opens her robe to reveal one. He immediately thanks her and throws a hundred dollars on the table.

They sit for a little longer, and Chris says “They’re both so lovely that I have to see them both.” I’ll give you another $100 if I can only see the two of them together.” Nora considers this and then says, “What the hell?” She opens her robe and gives Chris a long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred dollars on the table, and then departs, saying he can’t wait any longer.

When Tony gets home, his wife remarks, “You know, your weird friend Chris came over.” Tony pauses for a moment before responding, “Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?”