“Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,” my daughter exclaimed as she went into the living room.
All of my jewelry should be donated to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then I’ll sell my brand-new Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new automobile, take away my front door key, and toss me out of the house. Then abandon me and never speak to me again.
Don’t forget to leave my share to my brother and leave me out of your will. “She didn’t put it quite that way… “Dad, this is my new boyfriend, he supports Manchester United,” she said.