A lonely 70-year-old widow wanted to marry again. She placed an advertisement in the local newspaper that read: “Husband sought! Must be in my age range, not hit me, not run around on me, and still be excellent in bed. “All applicants should apply in person.” The next day, she heard the doorbell. To her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentlemen seated in a wheelchair.

He had no arms nor legs.”You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” The widow inquired, “Just look at you—you have no legs!” The old gentleman smiled, “Therefore, I cannot run around on you!” “You don’t have any arms either!” She snorted.

The old guy smiled again: “Therefore, I can never beat you!”She arched one eyebrow and said earnestly, “Are you still good in bed?” The old man leaned back, smiled broadly, and asked, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”