A husband went to the police station and filed a “missing person” complaint for his missing wife. He said: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.”Inspector asks, “What is her height?” Husband says, “I never checked.” Inspector: “Slim or healthy?” “Husband: “She’s not skinny; she can be healthy.” Inspector: “Colour of eyes.”

Husband: “Never noticed.” Inspector: What color is your hair? ” Husband: “It changes according to the season.” Inspector asks, “What was she wearing?”
Husband: “I’m not sure.” Perhaps it was a dress or a suit. Inspector: “Was she driving?” Husband says, “Yes.” Inspector: “Tell me the type and color of the car.”

Husband: “A black Audi A8 with a supercharged 3.0-litre V6 engine that produces 333 horsepower and an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.” It features complete LED headlights that use light-emitting diodes for all lighting operations. It had a very slight scratch on the front left door, and the spouse began crying. Inspector: “Don’t worry, sir, we will find your car!”