A 15-year-old boy comes home with a Porsche. When his parents asked him how, he said so. A fifteen-year-old boy returned home with a Porsche, and his parents began yelling and screaming, “Where did you get that car?”He calmly informed them, “I purchased it today. “With what money?” insisted his dad. “We know what a Porsche costs..

“Well,” the boy explained, “this one cost me fifteen dollars. “The parents began yelling even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?” that’s what they wondered. “It was the lady up the street,” the youngster explained. I don’t know her name; they just moved in. She saw me riding along on my bike and asked if I wanted to purchase a Porsche for $15.

“Oh my goodness!” the mother cried, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she’ll do next. John, go up? there and check what’s going on. “So the boy’s father walked up the street to the lady’s house and found her in the yard, planting petunias. He presented himself as the father of the youngster to whom she had sold a Porsche for $15 and demanded to know why she did so.

“Well,” she explained, “this morning I received a phone call from my husband. I assumed he was on business, but a buddy informed me that he has fled to Hawaii with his secretary and has no plans to return. He stated he was trapped and begged me to sell his new Porsche and send him the proceeds. “So I did.”