Three elderly couples were having tea one day. They were all chatting and such when one of the men, hoping to grab a laugh, said to his wife, “Pass the honey, honey!” He continued after receiving the customary chuckle.

A little later, the second man stated, “Pass the sugar, sugar!” This elicited a larger chuckle, so the third man, albeit not as brilliant or quick-witted as the other two, decided to join in the fun. He waited for the right moment, cleared his throat, and confidently remarked, “Pass the tea, bag!”