A young blonde woman visits an office for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start from the basics. “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” He asks.
The blonde counts on her fingers for 3 seconds before responding, “Ehh…25!” The interviewer tries another simple question to break the ice. “And can you tell us your height, please?”

The young lady stands up and takes out a measuring tape from her handbag. She then tucks one end under her foot and stretches the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and says, “Five foot three!”This is not looking good, so the interviewer focuses on the fundamentals. “And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?”

The blonde shakes her head from side to side for almost twenty seconds, silently mouthing something to herself before responding “Stephanie”. The interviewer is completely perplexed at this point, so he asks, “Just out of curiosity, Miss.

We understand you counting your fingers to determine your age, and the measuring tape for your height is evident, but what were you doing when we asked for your name?” “Oh that!” responds the brunette, “That’s just me running through ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you…”