Two monuments stood in the park. One depicts a naked guy, the other a naked lady. They’d been facing one other across a footpath for a century. One day, an angel descends from the skies and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel says, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters,”

“You have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.” The masculine statue looks longingly at his female statue companion. The female statue reciprocates his lusty look. They run behind the shrubs. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and laughter begins.

After fifteen minutes, the two are out of breath and giggling. The angel checks its watch, “Umm, you have fifteen minutes left…” Would you like to do it again? The male statue winks at his female partner, saying, “Shall we?”

She immediately responds, “Oh yes, let’s! However, we should change our positions. “This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down, and you crap on it’s head!”