An old guy owned a vast property in Louisiana for many years. A huge pond was located at the back of the farm and was ideal for swimming. The old farmer had made it look really lovely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and apple and peach trees. One evening, the farmer decides to go down to the pond to inspect it, as he hasn’t been there in a while.

Before leaving, he picks a five-gallon bucket and decides to bring back some fruit. As he approaches the pond, he hears voices shouting and laughing with pleasure. Clearly, someone is having a fantastic time. As the farmer approaches, he notices a group of young women who are skinny-dipping in his pond. He makes the women aware of his presence, and they all swim to the far end.

One of the women then exclaims, “We’re not coming out until you leave, mister!”The farmer responds, “Ladies, I didn’t come down here to watch you swim naked or make you get out of the pond…” The wily old man then puts out his pail and says, “I just came down here to feed the alligators!”