A pig enters a pub. He walks up to the bar and notices a strange-looking bottle boiling away, with mist coming from the top. He asks the bartender, puzzled., “What’s this about then?” The bartender responds. “Well, this is a mysterious potion that I created. Take a sip, and it will magically unleash your whole potential. “[email protected]” the pig exclaims.

“You see that big cat over there,” the bartender replies, pointing to a massive lion. “He used to be a small house cat. “He drank the magic potion and is now King of the Jungle.” “That guy over there,” pointed out a toothy crocodile. “He used to be a tiny lizard until he took a sip of the magic potion and now he’s the top of the food chain!” “Okay,” the pig replied.

He grabbed the drink and took a big swig. A plume of smoke engulfed him, and as it cleared, he peered down at himself in complete disbelief. He’d been converted into a human! “What the hell has your potion done to me?” shouts the pig. “Hmmm”, says the bartender, “how do you feel?” “I feel like…” “I feel…” I want to be more selfish. I feel like a liar, promising the world but not delivering… “Yes, as I expected,” says the bartender., “it’s turned you into a politician” .