H: “Hey!” W: “Hi, honey. “Are you in the nightclub?” H: Yes…W: “Excellent!” I am currently at the mall, which is two blocks away from you. I just discovered this gorgeous mink coat. It’s gorgeous! Is it available to buy? H.: “How much is it?” W: “Just $1,500.” H: That’s OK. “All right, then, if you like it, go ahead and get it.” W: “Oh, I also saw the 2024 models at the Mercedes showroom.

I liked the one I saw. After we spoke, the salesman offered me a fantastic deal. We need to exchange the BMW we purchased last year. H: That’s right. “What was the quote he gave you?” W: “Just 60,000 dollars…” H said, “All right, but I want it with every option for that price.” W: “Excellent!” But there’s one last thing before we hang up. H says, “What?”

W: That’s right. “Although it appears excessive, I was balancing your bank account and…” We looked at this house last year, and I observed it this morning while visiting the real estate agent. It’s been discounted! Remember? The beachfront mansion features an English garden, a swimming pool, and an acre of grassland. H: That’s right. “How much do they want to ask?”

W: “$450,000 is an outstanding price. And I see that we have enough funds in the bank to cover it. H: That’s OK. “All right, then, just bid $420,000 and buy it.” Alright? W: “Alright, my love…” Thank you. See you later! I love you! H: Goodbye. I adore you as well. After hanging up, the man cuts the call, raises the phone, and asks everyone in the room, “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”