The wife, a romantic at heart, decided one day to text her husband while she was out of the home drinking coffee with a friend. She sent a text: If you are asleep, please send me your dreams.

If you’re laughing, send me a smile. If you’re eating, please send me a bite. If you’re drinking, please send me a sip. If you are crying, please send me your tears. I love you. The husband, as a no-nonsense type of guy, texted back: I am on the toilet. Please advise.