When game day arrived. Everything went pretty nicely. The doctor cried ‘Up Nuts’ as the National Anthem began, and the patients responded by standing up. He hollered ‘Down Nuts’ after the anthem, and they all returned to their seats. When a home run was hit, the doctor exclaimed, ‘Cheer Nuts’. They all burst out into applause and cheers.

When the umpire made a particularly terrible call against the home team’s star, the Doctor exclaimed, ‘Booooo Nuts,’ and the entire crowd began booing and catcalling. The doctor, satisfied with their reaction, decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, a riot was in progress.

The doctor approached his distressed assistant and asked, “What in the world happened?” The assistant responded, “Well, everything was fine until this guy walked by and yelled,” ‘PEANUTS!'”