Dorothy and Edna, two senior widows, are speaking. Dorothy: ‘That wonderful George Johnson invited me out on a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk to you about him before giving him my response.

‘Well, I’ll tell you. He arrives at my flat promptly at 7 p.m., dressed like a gentleman in a good suit, and presents me with such lovely flowers! Then he brings me downstairs, where all I see is a fancy car, a limousine, complete with a uniformed chauffeur.

Then he takes me out for a wonderful supper of lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner beverages. Then we go to watch a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I could have died of ecstasy! So we return to my apartment, and he transforms into an ANIMAL.

He ripped off my pricey new outfit and had his way with me twice! Dorothy: ‘My goodness gracious! So you’re advising me not to go out with him? Edna: ‘No, no, no I’m just saying, wear an old dress.