A blind man visited a restaurant. “Menu, sir?” inquired the proprietor. “I am blind; just bring me one of your dirty forks. I’ll smell it and order.”  The perplexed owner walked to the kitchen to get a fork, then returned to the blind man. The blind man took a deep breath and smelled the fork. “Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables.”

The owner thought, “Unbelievable!” The blind man ate, then went. Two weeks later, the blind man reappeared. The owner, eager to check how excellent his odor was, walked to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, “Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part!!” Which she did!

He then walks to the man and hands him the fork. The blind man grabs it, holds it to his nose, and exclaims, “Oh, interesting! “I had no idea Brenda worked here!”