Lipstick-stained napkins in my pockets

We may assume that we know our spouse better than anyone else in the world, but just months or even years into the relationship, our reality might be shattered by a single revelation. This is exactly what occurred to the people in this compilation, who were taken aback and even destroyed after discovering a major and often hazardous truth about the love of their lives. Here is a one story.

Right after I got married, I started discovering lipstick-stained napkins in my pockets. My wife discovered them once. She made a ruckus, claiming it wasn’t her lipstick, and threatened to leave me. I swear, I had no idea who they were.

Then one day, I opened my wife’s vanity drawer and was horrified to see over 40 of the same sort of napkins stained with lipstick, the exact same color I was discovering in my pockets.

Then it struck me suddenly. When we married, the prenuptial agreement said that my wife would seize half of my money if there was evidence of infidelity. I realized she was trying to set me up.

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