The Russian gentleman responds, “In Russia, we have the biggest fleet in the world – if we put all our ships up, front to end on the Atlantic, you could walk from Amsterdam to New York.” The American responds: “Yes, but we have the largest air force, if we flew all our planes over Europe, the entire continent would be dark as the night.”

The Irishman continues, “I know this guy who lives in Dublin, and he has a 4-foot penis.”  The Russians and the Americans are astonished; they sit there, staring at the Irishman, then at each other, then back at the Irishman.

The Russian man clears his throat, “I may have exaggerated slightly…” Maybe you would need a small boat to travel all the way across… The American adds, “I may have exaggerated too much…” “I don’t believe the entire continent would be as dark as the night, just some countries…” The Irishman is a little embarrassed, “I was also exaggerating… he really lives in Belfast.”