Four married men go fishing on Saturday morning. They are sitting on the boat, fishing and drinking beer, when the first man says: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.”

“I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” The second person answers, “That’s nothing; I promised my wife that I’d build her a new deck for the pool.”

The third man says, “Man, you two have it easy!” I had promised my wife that I would restore the kitchen for her.” They continue to fish after noticing that the fourth man has not said anything. So they asked him:

“You haven’t explained what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.””What’s the deal?” “Well, I set my alarm for 5 a.m.,” said the fourth man. “When it went off, I smacked my wife’s buttocks and said, ‘Fishing or Hanky Panky?'” She said, “Wear sunscreen.”