A woman travels to Italy to attend a two-week company training session. Her spouse drives her to the airport and wishes her a pleasant trip. The wife responds, “Thank you, honey, what would you like me to bring for you?” The spouse laughs and exclaims, “A gorgeous Italian girl!”

The woman remained silent and left. Two weeks later, he picks her up at the airport and asks, “So, honey, how was your trip?” “Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”‘

“Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – a gorgeous Italian girl!” “Oh, that” was all she said, “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!”