Dave’s doctor inquired about his level of physical activity during a recent examination. So Dave detailed his typical Sunday activities. “Well, Sunday morning, I took a five-hour walk for about 5 miles through some pretty rough terrain.” “I waded down the shore of a lake. I pushed my way through the brambles. “I have sand in my shoes and eyes. I nearly avoided stepping on a snake.

I ascended a few rocky slopes. “I had to stop several times to relieve myself behind some large trees.” “The mental stress of it all left me shattered.” “At the end, I drank eight beers.” The doctor was inspired by the narrative and commented, “You must be one heck of an outdoorsman!” “No,” Dave responded. “I’m just learning to play golf.”