The girl at the counter wants to know who is accompanying him. He responds, “Well, my pet chicken, of course.” “I’m sorry,” the girl responds. “We can’t allow animals in the cinema.” The man turns the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, pays his ticket, and enters the theater.

Inside the cinema, the chicken becomes heated and squirms. The man unzips his trousers, allowing the chicken to peek its head out and watch the movie. A woman sits next to him. She looks over at his lap, startled.

She elbows her friend Agnes, whispering, “Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers.” Agnes replies quietly, “Oh, don’t worry about that. You have seen one. “You have seen them all.” To which her friend replies, “I understand. But this one is eating my popcorn!