Larry falls asleep next to his wife and mumbles 5 words

It was a frigid winter’s day when an elderly guy strolled out into a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, lowered his fishing line, and began waiting for a fish to bite. He had been there for over two hours without a bite when a little lad stepped out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not far from the old guy, and inserted his fishing line. It barely took a minute, and wham! A Largemouth Bass was hooked, and the child brought it in.

The old man couldn’t believe it, but assumed it was simply luck. But the child dropped his line again, and after a few minutes, he hooked another. This continued on and on until the elderly man couldn’t handle it any longer. He approached the youngster and said, “Son, I’ve been here for over 2 hours without even a nibble. You’ve barely been here a few minutes and already caught nearly a half dozen fish! “How do you do it?”

The boy replied, “Roo raf roo, reep ra rums rrarm.” “What was that?” the elderly man inquired. Again, the boy said, “Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm.” “Look,” exclaimed the old guy, “I can’t understand a word you are saying!” So the child spat in his palm and said, “You have to keep the worms warm!”

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