A farmer was drinking at the neighborhood bar. A man entered and questioned the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?” The farmer shook his head and said, “Some things you just can’t explain.” As he sat down next to the farmer, the man questioned, “So what happened that’s so horrible?” “Well,” the farmer explained, “today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I was filling the bucket, she lifted her left leg and kicked it over.”
“Okay,” said the man, “but that’s not so bad.” “Some things you just can’t explain,” the farmer said. “So, what happened then?” the man inquired. The farmer stated, “I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.” “And then?” “So I sat back down and resumed milking her. Just as I finished filling the bucket, she took her right leg and kicked it over.”
The man laughed and asked, “Again?”. The farmer said, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So, what did you do then?” the man inquired “I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.” “And then?” “So I sat back down and started milking her again. “Just as I finished filling the bucket, the stupid cow knocked it over with her tail.”
“Hmmm,” the man murmured, nodding his head. “Some things you just can’t explain,” the farmer admitted. “So, what did you do?” the man inquired. “Well,” the farmer explained, “I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter.” My pants fell down as my wife stepped in.