At lunchtime, the student sat close to his teacher. The teacher gave the pupil a harsh look and replied, “A swan will not be friends with a pig.” The student smiled and replied, “Then I shall fly on.”The teacher became enraged and was determined to fail the kid by asking him the most difficult questions. One of the questions was: “You’re strolling down the street when you come across two bags.

One has riches, while the other contains intelligence. Which one would you choose?Without hesitation, the pupil responded, “I would choose the one with the gold.” “I disagree,” the teacher replied. “I would choose cleverness, because that’s way more important than money.” The student looked directly into his eyes and stated, “Well, everyone would choose what they lack.”

The teacher was outraged and humiliated, so he snatched the student’s paper and scrawled “a**hole” on it. The student snatched the paper without even looking at it and exited the classroom. He returned after a few seconds and said, “Excuse me, sir, I see you signed my paper, but you forgot to give me a grade.” We hope this joke made you chuckle.