An elderly couple recounted their youth. The wife questioned her husband, “What exactly did you think of me when we met?” Her husband said, “I was able to describe you using the entire alphabet back then!” “What do you mean exactly?”

“A: adorable. B: Beautiful. C: Cute. D: Delightful. E: excellent. F is for fabulous. G: Genuine. H: humble. “You get the idea.” “Awww, it is really sweet! “How about I, J, and K?” “Are you certain you want to hear it?” Remember,

This was when we first got to know one other.” The woman nodded her head, suggesting he continue. “I’m just kidding.”