So, this dog strolls into a post office and casually addresses the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says. “Alright, I’m all ears. What’s the scoop?”The dog says. “I need it to say, Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.”

The Postmaster tallies up the words and remarks. “Well, I can add 3 more “woofs” for you, all for the same price.” The dog looks at him and says with a mischievous grin. “But then it wouldn’t make any sense.”