A woman visits her boyfriend’s parents’ place for dinner. This will be her first time meeting the family, and she is understandably frightened. They all sit down and start having a good lunch. The woman’s anxiousness and the broccoli casserole are causing her some discomfort. The gas pangs are nearly making her eyes water. Left with no other option, she chooses to relieve herself and lets out a small fart.

The sound was audible to everyone at the meal, despite its low volume. Before she could be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog snoozing at her feet and shouted, “Skippy!” in a fairly severe tone. The woman thought, “This is fantastic!” and smiled broadly. A few minutes later, she started to feel the ache again. This time, she did not even hesitate. She let out a much louder, longer fart.

The father glanced at the dog again and exclaimed, “Dammit, Skippy!” Once more, the woman grinned and thought “Yes!” A few minutes later, the woman had to let another one go. She blasted out a fart that could rival a train whistle blowing! Once more, the father gazed at the dog with contempt and said, “Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”