An elderly man flying by airline was in dire need of a restroom. But every time he attempted, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his situation, offered that he use the attendant’s ladies room, but warned him not to hit any of the buttons. Next to the paper roll were four buttons labeled ‘WW’, ‘WA’, ‘PP’, and ‘ATR’. Making the common mistake of not listening to a woman, he ignored what she said as his curiosity got the best of him.

He gingerly tapped the WW button, and a soft flush of warm water washed over his bare bottom. He thought, “Wow, these gals have it really good.” So, with more confidence, he hit the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air wafted across his wet bottom, drying it comfortably. “Aha” was his response, “no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services.”

So he pushed the next PP button with expectation.A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him, delicately dusting his bottom with talc. “Man, this is great,” he thought as he reached for the ATR button. When he awakened in the hospital, the morphine had just worn off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened.

He claimed that the last thing he recalled was extreme agony in the ladies room on the plane. The nurse explained: “Yes, you must have had a fantastic time until you pressed the Automatic Tampon Removal button. “By the way, your pen is under your pillow.”