Four men are in the hospital waiting area because their wives are expecting infants. A nurse approaches the first person and says, “Congratulations!” “You are the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” says the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse tells the second guy, “Congratulations! “You are the father of triplets!” “That’s weird,” says the second man. “I work for the 3M company!” A nurse greets the third man, “Congratulations! “You are the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he says. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!” The final man groans and bangs his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others inquire. “I work for 7 Up!”