As my daughter walked into the living room, she yelled, “Dad, stop giving me money right away, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window, and take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop!” Please take all of my property to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.

You can then sell my new car, take my front door key, and leave the house. Then call me names and don’t talk to me again. Don’t forget to leave my brother my part and leave me out of your will. But she didn’t say it quite that way. She did say, “Dad, this is my new boyfriend.”