A woman drove across the country to see her only son’s wedding and graduation from the Air Force on the same day. “Thank you for coming,” the son responded. “It means so much to me.”

“Of course, I’d be here,” the mother said. “It’s not every day a mom watches her son get his wings and have them clipped all in one day.”

Here is another joke.Sarah sees her mother try on an expensive fur coat at a high-end department shop. “Do you realize,” she continues, “that some poor, dumb animal had to suffer just for you to wear that coat?”

Sarah’s mother confronts her and says, “Think about how much I’ve suffered!” “And don’t call your father an animal.”