The pastor went to the dentist to get a set of fake teeth. He barely preached for eight minutes on the first Sunday after receiving his teeth. On the second Sunday, he only preached for 10 minutes.

The following Sunday, he preached nonstop for nearly three hours, until the congregation realized he couldn’t stop and had him sit down. Concerned about his health, they inquired, “Are you okay? “What happened?”

The pastor explained, “Well, the first Sunday with my new teeth, my gums were uncomfortable, I couldn’t preach for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday, I felt like I could go a bit longer, maybe 10 minutes. But today, I unintentionally inserted my wife’s teeth and discovered I couldn’t stop talking.”