Men lie, women lie. Even kids are quite good at the game, too. It’s something about the human nature… a way of getting out of a difficult situation, it’s about deceiving people into believing or doing something we want them to do. For men, the lies told are quite unlimited. In their relationships with wives and girlfriends, 10 lies seem to be so widespread that some now believe that 18 out every 20 men are guilty of these lies.So, what lies do males prefer telling? Here are ten lies every male will tell his woman.

1. “I’ll text/call you tomorrow” Ah, the promise of remembering. Nah, it just doesn’t happen. This is perhaps the most anxiety-inducing thing you can hear after your first date. And that’s because you don’t know. If he is a nice human being, he may even tell you that he dislikes you. Or he may not. Take your pick now. The vagueness of this phrase is what makes it so deceptive.

2. “You are the most beautiful girl I have set my eyes on” Nah. He is simply quoting/summarizing the only thing he remembers from the last fairy tale he read from a book; he is doing so because, in his opinion, the prince who is charming ends up with the chick.

3. “You are the only one” No, you’re the only one up and available tonight, so you are the only one. 4. “I am doing okay” He is not. We will give males this. They must, according to the toxic brand of male masculinity promoted by society, present a façade of toughness and strength despite being crushed by grief, failure, troubles, and so on. Even if they aren’t doing well, they will always say they are.

5. “I am on my way” Nah. He’s just woken up and is cleaning his teeth. He will be purposefully late because he does not want you to assume he was excited to meet you or that you mean something to him. 6. “It won’t happen again” If he is a fuckboy, it will most certainly happen again. If he is a decent human being, there is a slim possibility it will happen; he may not mean it, but it could.

7. “I will be busy this weekend” Nah. He most likely has a new date planned, or worst, he will go to his man-cave or pub to hang out with his “bros”. When they meet their siblings from other moms, they are as bad as a sewing cycle. 8. “You are my first love” Really? No. He is merely saying that to, 1. Get into your pants every time he wants in the foreseeable future or 2. Because he is clingy, as he assesses his self-worth in terms of the women he has been with. If this is the second situation, you are among the greatest he has had.

9. “What was so special about her?” Of course, there was something special about her, and he was thinking about her just when you asked the question, and now he had to disguise his genuine feelings in order to seem “cool”. Because he’s a man. 10. “You know all my secrets” Nah. You do not. And you probably won’t, for better or worse.