A naked woman gets into a cab. The taxi driver stares at her, scanning her from top to bottom. The woman is outraged and asks the taxi driver, “What’s wrong? Have you never seen a naked woman before?

The cab driver says, “Oh, it’s not the fact that you’re naked that bothers me.” “Then why are you looking at me that way?” She replies. “Well, ma’am, I’m looking at you and thinking,” … “Where the heck is this lady keeping the money to pay for this ride?”