A blonde enters the doctor’s office and complains that her body hurts anywhere she touches it. “Impossible,” the doctor replies. “Show me.” She grabs her finger, pushes her elbow, and yells in anguish.

She pushes her knee and screams, then her ankle and so on; anything she touches causes her to scream. “You don’t dye your hair, do you?” says the doctor. She says, “No, I’m really a blonde.” “I thought so,” remarked the doctor.”… “Your finger is broken.”