A doctor was addressing a large crowd in Oxford. “The materials we put into our stomach should have destroyed most of us sitting here years ago,” he was saying. “Red meat is full of steroids and dye.” “Soda drinks corrode your stomach lining.”

“Chinese food is loaded with MSG.” “High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.” “There is, however, one thing that is more harmful to all of us, and the majority of us have or will have it.

“Can anyone here tell me the food that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?” After a few moments, a 70-year-old man cautiously raised his hand and softly whispered, “That’d have to be Wedding Cake!”