Elderly Johnny and his wife Mary were driving cross-country. While Mary was driving, the highway patrol stopped the pair. “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” The officer inquired. Mary, who is hard of hearing, looked at her husband and questioned, “What did he say?” Johnny yelled: “He said you were speeding!”

The patrolman then said, “May I see your license?” Mary looked at Johnny again, “What did he say?” Johnny responded, “He wants to see your license!” Mary then handed the police her license.

“I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman stated. “I spent some time there once, and went on a blind date with the ugliest, craziest and meanest woman I’ve ever met.” Mary returned to her husband Johnny and inquired, “What did he say?” Johnny yelled back. “He said he dated your mother!”