It was 3 a.m., And the receptionist at a luxurious hotel was just nodding off when a small old lady ran up to her, screaming. “Please come quickly!” She said, “I just saw a naked man outside my window!” The receptionist hurries up to the elderly lady’s room.

“Where is he?” the receptionist inquired. “He’s over there,” the little elderly lady said, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel. The receptionist looks over and notices a man wearing no shirt going around his flat.

“It’s probably a man getting ready for bed,” she reassured. “And how do you know he’s naked, you can only see him from the waist up?” “The dresser, honey!” exclaimed the elderly lady. “Try standing on the dresser!”