A man was seated at a bar, enjoying an after-work beverage, when an extremely beautiful and young woman came. She was so attractive that the man couldn’t keep his gaze away from her. The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and approached him straight.Before he could apologize for being so disrespectful, the young woman told him, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”

Surprised, the man inquired about the condition. The young woman responded, ‘You must tell me what you want me to accomplish in three words’.The man thought about her idea for a while before withdrawing his wallet from his pocket and painstakingly counting out five $20 dollars, which he pushed into the young woman’s hand. He stared deeply into her eyes and replied, ‘Paint my house’.