One day, a little old Texas woman opened the door. Only to be met by a young guy in a suit carrying a vacuum cleaner.. Saying “Good morning,” the young man asked, “If you have a few minutes, I’d like to show you the newest, most powerful vacuum cleaners from California.” “Get away!” the old woman yelled. “I don’t have any money for that!” She then shut the door behind her.

The young man quickly stuck his foot in the door and pushed it open all the way. He told her, “Don’t be too quick!” “At the very least, wait until you see what I can do.” After that, he dumped a bucket of horse poop on the rugs in her hallway. “Madam, if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t get rid of all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, I will eat the rest myself, cross my heart.”

The old woman took a step back and spoke, “Wait here while I get a spoon.” I hope you have a really big appetite,” “Because they turned off my power this morning.”