A man despises his wife’s cat and plans to get rid of it permanently. He travels twenty blocks from home and drops the cat off. The cat is already strolling up the driveway as the man approaches his home. The following day, he decides to leave off the cat forty blocks farther, but the same thing happens.

He keeps increasing the amount of blocks, but the cat always gets home before him. Finally, he decides to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again, then another right, and so on until he finds what he thinks is the perfect area to drop the cat.

Hours later, the man contacts his wife at home and inquires, “Jen, is the cat there?” “Yes, why do you ask?” says the wife. Frustrated, the man says: “Place that wicked cat on the phone. “I am lost and need directions!”