Everyone makes mistakes and has mental lapses from time to time. These situations might be socially unpleasant and create a lasting impression, but they are an unavoidable part of the human experience. One day, I went to the grocery with my mother.

I was in the toilet paper aisle, and there was a very handsome guy there as well. Mom suddenly held out a jumbo pack of toilet paper and yelled, “Hey, THIS WILL WORK GREAT ON YOUR SENSITIVE BUM. HOW IS YOUR DIARRHEA NOW? I thought I’d die!