The father responds, “Well, son, I guess you were going to find out one day anyway.” “Your mom and I first got together in an internet chat room.” “Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.”

“We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.” “As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.”

“It was too late to delete, so a little pop-up window appeared nine months later that said,…” ‘You’ve got Male!”