Mom: It’s time to wake up and go to school! Son: I don’t want to go to school today. Mom: But you need [...]

Einstein sits next to a man during a long trip. Einstein says, “Let us play a game.” I’ll ask you a question, and [...]

A tiny child is lying in bed, desperate to use the restroom. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living [...]

A man enters into a pub and sits down. He begins to dial numbers on his hand, as if it were a telephone, [...]

At the conclusion of a job interview, the human resources representative asked a young engineer fresh from MIT, “And what starting salary were [...]

As my daughter walked into the living room, she yelled, “Dad, stop giving me money right away, rent out my room, throw all [...]

A Mother’s Rest After Welcoming Twins. After a few weeks, she awakens and urgently inquires of the doctor, “Where is my baby?!” The [...]

At lunch, the first boy says: “My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick [...]

A funeral director recently asked me to play for a homeless man’s graveside service. He had no family or acquaintances, therefore the funeral [...]

A couple of older men were venting their grievances with contemporary technologies. “I can’t seem to remember my darn passwords,” said one of [...]