You want the best for your children as a parent. When they reach their adolescence, they will undoubtedly begin to stay out late, doing who knows what. As a parent, this is when you start to worry, and we all deal with it differently. The most important thing is that your children are happy and healthy, but you also want to know what they are doing when they are gone.
Life isn’t just about feeling happy — individuals must also attend to their duties, such as schoolwork. In this amusing anecdote, the father was hunting for his 16-year-old daughter when he discovered a letter on her bed, which he read with shaky hands! He was furious and scared after his favorite football team recently lost. He wanted to take his daughter, Ann, out for ice cream to lift his spirits.
The issue is that Ann was not present. He hadn’t heard or seen her leave the house, so panic set in. That’s when he noticed a handwritten letter on her bed. The letter stated: “Dear father and mother, I’m sorry to tell you that, but I ran away with my new boyfriend, Dima.
I finally found true love, and it’s just amazing! I especially love his piercing, scars, beautiful tattoos, and his great motorcycle! And that’s not all – I’m pregnant with him, I’m already three months old, and I’m going to move in with him, and he said he wants more children from me. I am so happy! And guess what? He bought us plane tickets to Cyprus and we are getting married next week!!
He also explained to me that weed is not as harmful as people say, so now we are growing some seeds in the apartment. We have enough for us and his friends, and in return, they will give us money or pills. I also hope that they will soon find a cure for herpes so that Dima can get better – he really deserves it. Don’t worry about money – Dima has friends who have told me that they can arrange roles for me in commercials.
They said I could get $300 a day, and that if there was more than one man in each scene I would earn evermore! So don’t worry about me – I am 16 years old and can take care of myself. Next time I come to visit – you will get to know your grandson! Love, Ann.
P.S: Dad, none of this is true – I jumped over to Ellie’s place to watch TV. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than The Patriots losing to The Eagles! See you soon!” If this didn’t put a smile on your face, we don’t know what will.