A wife, fed up with her husband’s repeated tardiness, wrote him a note that read, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother pursuing me.” She crept beneath the bed to observe his reaction. After a short while, the husband returns home, and she hears him in the kitchen before he enters the bedroom. She stood there watching as he went to the dresser to get the note.
After a while, he scrawled something on it and dialed a phone number. “She’s finally left… Yeah, I know, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightgown. I adore you… I can hardly wait to see you… We’ll do whatever naughty things you want.” He hung up the phone, fumbled for his keys, and stormed out the door. She heard a car drive away as she emerged from under the bed.
She grabbed the note, seething with rage and tears in her eyes, to see what he wrote… “I can make out your feet. We’re out of bread; please return in five minutes.” If you liked it as much as we did, please SHARE it with your friends and family on Facebook.