This little girl shocked everyone, including her teacher, with her assignment. The teacher assigned her fifth-grade students to have their parents tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day, the children returned and began telling their stories one by one. Susie explained, “We live on a farm, and I was gathering eggs from the henhouse one day.

I gathered the eggs, placed them in my basket, and ran toward the house. While sprinting, I tripped on a rock, smashing all of the eggs.”So what’s the moral of the story Susie?” Asked the teacher. “Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket,” Susie said. Billy was the next to depart. “We also live on a farm,” explained Billy. “We use incubators to help our eggs hatch.

One night, there was a thunderstorm, and lightning knocked out electricity to the incubators. “So what’s the moral of that story Billy?” Asked the teacher. “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch,” Billy went on to say. The teacher turned to Janie. “Janie, do you have a story to share?”Yes, ma’am. My dad told me a story about my mother. She was a Marine pilot during Desert Storm, and her jet was hit.

She had to bail out over hostile territory with only a flask of alcohol, a revolver, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down to keep the bottle from breaking, and her parachute landed her right in the center of 20 Iraqi soldiers.

She shot 15 of them with the pistol until she ran out of bullets, then killed four more with the knife until the blade broke, before killing the final Iraqi with her own hands. “Good Heavens!” exclaimed the frightened teacher. “What did your father tell you was the moral of this horrible story?”He said, “Don’t mess with Mommy after she’s been drinking.”